just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
so explain again why im purple
no
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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