if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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