Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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