So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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