I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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