but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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