ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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