Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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