I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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