They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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