what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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