I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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