problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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