i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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