bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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