I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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