You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
