My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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