: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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