So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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