Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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