Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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