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...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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