Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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