i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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