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(210): View more from Texas

Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date

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(757): View more from Virginia

ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.

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(425): View more from Washington

I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.

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(513): View more from Ohio

it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.

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(561): View more from Florida

We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?

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(613): View more from Ontario

I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name

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(847): View more from Illinois

My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.

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