spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
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Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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