so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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