I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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