In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
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Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
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Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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