i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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