Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
is wine microwaveable?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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