You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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