you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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