i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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