I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
tell me about the eggs
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