haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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