he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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