I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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