It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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Sex while Star Warsing is the best
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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