Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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