If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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