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honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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