so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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