Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
pray to the hookup gods
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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