so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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