I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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