i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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