so that wasnt chicken after all
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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