he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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