i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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