Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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