Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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