question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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