Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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